Bruce Paniscus

Vital Statistics:  
Name: Bruce Paniscus
Age: 27 years
Sex: Male
Species: Pan paniscus - Bonobo (a.k.a. pygmy chimpanzee)
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 130 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Dark Brown
Occupation: Professional Con-Artist
Education: Currently a College Junior
Sexual Preferences: Heterosexual
Marital Status: Divorced